Pop Jokes

What is the rare and exotic pop that faces extinction?

The Bengal TIZER!

What is the hilarious comedy starring the pop Richard Pryor?

IRN BRU-sters millions!

Why was the frenchman satisfied with his orange pop?

Because it was the LAST TANGO IN PARIS!

What was the fizzy pop Eurovision also ran?


What’s a pop’s favourite game show?

The Price is SPRITE!

Try it yourself, and i’ll see you next time!

8 thoughts on “

  1. Jemima says:

    What is the invisible Woman’s favourite drink? The FANTA-stic four.I’m really struggling to pun, these days. Not that you’d notice.


  2. steve says:

    That can’t be a pun because “the fantastic four” is not a drink. if you’d have said:what pop superhero team is the invisible woman part of? that would make sense.


  3. steve says:

    What was the popular hit by the fizzy pop band squeeze?7-UP the Junction!Thanks Mick, always a pleasure.Oliver, welcome to my comments and thanks for the joke, but the original idea was that you make the jokes up yourself, like doctor steve’s brain training. as you can see, most of the jokes are ludicrous, but thats the point and it stops you getting alzheimers.


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