Post 97- Chatterings

Yes friends it’s very nearly the anniversary of this blog, and its also nearly the 100th post. so what have we learned? that i write down things that i am planning to do and then a bit later i either do them or dont bother. sometimes i cause controversy and sometimes i make up puns, and reprint stories that i have written.

by the way, when i lived in london and only used to work 4 days a week (those were the days lol! ha ha!) i started to write some novels. the first one was about a mysterious event which wiped out all but about 100 people, basically your last man on earth fantasy, but with the idea that the few remaining survivors were all bastards, like being on big brother or something. i got to about chapter three and got cold feet. the second one i though had a bit more potential. i stole the premise from an obnoxious african woman who gareth went to a creative writing course with, and the name of her novel was “fourteen intelligent men build a castle”. i dont know what her story was actually about or anything and dont care, but mine was an (attempted) victorian h.g wells pastiche about this group of gents who are brought together to a remote scottish isle/loch/ whatever to build a castle for a mysterious genius recluse (you know the type), and certain members of the party start dying, you know, mysterious. anyway, maybe i’m writing this so i dont forget it forever, but if there’s anyone who’d like to read either of these books, send me a cheque for £15,000 and i’ll send you the manuscript, and we’ll split the profits 50:50.

anyway, i was also thinking about making longer comics, and i really want to step it up a notch with banal pig 4. my current vision (sounds a bit pretentious doesnt it?) involves 2 levels of comics- i.e. a main strip and a sub-strip running alongside/under/against it, and i want to continue to develop the banal pig “universe” (againy this sounds a bit poncy, but it is fairly common comic speak i think) and feature more of the peripheral characters and make the general look a bit more dense, or at least vary the layouts a bit more. this means that it wont be ready for birmingham, but i’ll have JBFCSS2 and maybe another minicomic, and i’ve got my fingers in a few other pies.

there’s exciting things going on over at Man Man’s house too. Gareth’s decided that he’s gonna take on a few more challenging projects, including a development of the bastard teachers thing from the portrait anthology, and an adaption of his own short story about a young boy who decides to make himself some sex dolls, with varying successes.

there’s also a reasonable (unsolicited) review in the new Comics International no 202, of Man Man 1 & 2, which says it’s funny and good value for money, and then gives it a lukewarm 6 out of 10.

anyway, i’m off on me holidays now, laters!

3 thoughts on “Post 97- Chatterings

  1. Gary says:

    Anything set in the 19th C with those archetypes in the middle of nowhere is good enough for me. i seem to have misplaced my 15 grand, though. I’ll have my agent call you.Incidentally, Gareth’s Bastard Teachers had the entirity of Newcastle soiling their collective pants with joy. Well, the four people I showed it to.Laters.


  2. steve says:

    yes, i think it has legs, it’d be too hard to draw though too, so it might have to stay firmly on the smallest ring on the hob.bastard teachers was undoubtedly the roaring success of the anthology, and gareth will no doubt be pleased that he has a potential audience of 5 (technically it’s six, but i dont pay).


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