“Attention Dad lovers! If you’re looking for a great present for your dad for Fathers Day, why not get him a Banal Pig One Hour Drawing for just £20? You could have a drawing of him doing something hilarious, or something that he likes, or something terrible happening to him! Send in your requests by Weds 13th June to be guaranteed of receiving it by Father’s Day on the 17th.”
Good idea Johnny! If you want to discuss anything before making your order, feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.